Position nominated: General Secretary, General Representative
Group affiliation: SOCIALISTS SUCK
SOCIALISM SUCKS aims to do what the great Sir Robert Menzies failed to do in the 1951 referendum and seek to BAN SOCIALISTS from the grounds of UOW. They are a threat to the peace and tranquillity of campus life and spread a dangerous ideology - this should not be tolerated!
Our plan includes:
- Banning all socialist ideology from campus
- Banning WUSA from expending student funds on protest activities & non-essential services; Plane tickets to Gaza for students involved in socialists groups exempt
- Imposing a $5000 fee for protest permits
- Getting UniBar a poker machine licence with all profits subsidising the cost of alcohol
- Allowing recreational fishing and clay shooting on McKinnon Lawn & the Duck Pond
- Bring back duck shooting
- Make parking payments CASH ONLY - CASH IS KING
- Selling off the Tertangala to News Corp
- 10c refund machines to satisfy increased beverage consumption
- Leasing parts of campus for fracking, with royalties being used to reimburse protest costs to students in the form of kebab vouchers
- A silent Disco on level 1 of the library
- Free condom machines
- Alcoholic Bubblers
- And establishing our own time zone to abolish daylight savings on campus
- MORE SLEEP